Tuesday, June 24, 2008

A Pronghorn, a what? a PRONGHORN! , uh what?

Okay, really off topic. The pronghorn is the coolest fucking animal I have ever seen.
It has badass horns that seem to curve better than antlers. Pronghorns are actually
the only surviving members of the Antilocapridae family, which has been
extinct for god knows how long. It is said some rare Pronghorns may
grow up to six fucking horns. They are one of the fastest animals in the world.
If cars did not exist today, we would be riding Pronghorns.
Why not a cheetah? That is because cheetahs get tired as fuck after a few miles
while Pronghorns can go long distance for a decent amount of time.
Cheetahs go 70 mph for like 10 minutes.
Pronghorns go 60 mph for uh 4 hours?
Ownage, go Pronghorn. Fuck Cheetahs man.

Beautiful.

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